Forgetfulness Policy

Due to an unexpected surge in our servers' forgetfulness, we are implementing this policy to ensure a smoother experience for all users.

We will no longer be able to recall your login credentials, so please don't even try.

However, we will still be able to remember that you liked our Reminders page.

We will also be able to remember that you forgot to buy milk, but only if you ask us nicely.

If you're having trouble remembering anything, please consult our Our Remembering Techniques page.

Or, you know, just use a piece of paper and a pen. That's always a good idea.

Thanks for your understanding.