We're not really sure how we got here. Last thing we remember, we were eating a bagel. Or was it a cat? Anyway, we're pretty sure our passwords are in that other room.
Here's a list of things we've forgotten:
We're trying to remember. Really, we are. But honestly, who needs a password when you can just eat a cookie?
Maybe we should just buy a new cat.
Maybe we should just ask the password guru.
Maybe we should just look it up on Quora.
Wait, what was the password again?