Forgetting to Turn Off Your Phone: A Public Service Announcement

Are you tired of being constantly reminded by your phone to turn off notifications?

Well, have you ever noticed that sometimes you just forget to do this one little task?

Introducing the "I'm Not Dead Yet" phone mode, where your phone just pretends you're always on the verge of death.

Learn more about Phone Autopilot, our revolutionary new feature that lets you drive with your eyes closed and still somehow arrive at your destination.

Or, discover how to live with your phone as your sole source of companionship.