Are you kidding me? You've had that password since the Clinton administration. It's not like you've been using it for a hot second.
Here's a hint: it starts with 'P', ends with 'S', and is a combination lock of a mix between your cat's name, your favorite food, and the number of fingers you have on your left hand.
Or, you know what? Maybe you should just try reset your password with a website that doesn't ask for your password.
Alternatively, you can try hire a private investigator to remember it for you.
Or, if all else fails, you could just ask a friend who definitely doesn't have any passwords of their own.
But let's be real, you're probably not going to do any of those things, so just go ahead and try asking the password reset question again.