The Forkee Awards: Honoring the Most Unremarkable Achievements

Welcome to the Forkee Awards, where we celebrate the most unremarkable achievements in the field of Doing Nothing.

Winner of the Golden Couch Potato

Presented by the International Association of Procrastinators, this award goes to the individual who has spent the most hours binge-watching cat videos on the internet.

Nominated for the Silver Couch Potato

Nominations for this award are open to anyone who has successfully mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing in a 30-minute time frame.

About the Forkee Awards

Learn about the history and mission of the Forkee Awards, and why we're dedicated to honoring the most unremarkable achievements in the world.