Welcome to the most important, yet completely unnecessary, branch of philosophy. Here, we'll explore the intricacies of forking, or as we like to call it, "Forkism." It's all about taking a concept, splitting it into smaller parts, and then arguing with each other about whose turn it is to do the dishes.
Imagine a fork in the road. Not just any fork, but a fork with a capital 'F.' Now, you're faced with two options: take the left fork, or take the right fork. Which one do you choose?
Take the Left Fork Take the Right ForkRemember, in Forkism, there's no right or wrong, only left or right. And don't even get us started on the nuances of forking in mid-air...
Forking in Mid-Air: The Ultimate Challenge