It's been 37.5 days since you last received a hug from someone. We're worried.
Current Hug Count: 0
Last Hug Received: Never (seriously, we're not even sure you're capable of hugging)
Hug Threshold: 5 hugs per week (you're really slacking off)
Hug Frequency: 0.0 hugs/hour (you're slower than a sloth on valium)
Recommended Hug Intervals: Every 8 hours, or whenever you remember you're a person
Today: 0 hugs
This Month: 0 hugs
This Year: 0 hugs
Short-term goal: 1 hug within the next 37.5 days
Long-term goal: 1000 hugs within the next 1000 days (or whenever the apocalypse hits)