We don't collect your cat pictures. We're not judging.
We don't collect your browsing history, unless you're browsing for cookies.
Or, if you're browsing for your mom.
We collect all the data we can, because why not?
We collect your username so we can call you by that.
We collect your email so we can spam you with offers you'll never read.
We collect your IP address so we can see where you're coming from.
We made this policy up because our lawyers told us to.
We want to be transparent, but only as transparent as the Matrix.
This policy is subject to change, because why not?
This policy is not a joke, but it should be.