By using this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to the following Terms and Conditions:
Section 1: You must be at least 13 years old to use this website, unless you're a time-traveling toddler with a valid ID.
Section 2: You must not use this website for any purpose that is not explicitly listed in the Acceptable Uses page.
Section 3: You must not post any content that is not approved by our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly unimpressed editors.
Section 4: You must not try to leave this website without first filling out the Exit Form, which is located here.
Section 5: We reserve the right to change, modify, or completely ignore these Terms and Conditions at any time without notice.
Section 6: By using this website, you agree to hold harmless the creators, maintainers, and users of this website for any damages or injuries sustained while using this website.
Section 7: If you're a robot, you're probably not allowed to use this website. Sorry, robot.
Section 8: We're not responsible for any confusion caused by our website's use of the word "Basic" in its title.