Making Money From Abuse

Abuse-as-a-Service

Get paid for making a mess of things!

• Learn the fundamentals
• Specialize in chaos theory

The Abuse-For-Hire Market

Offer your services to those who need a little extra stress in their lives.

• Create your own abuse packages
• Get hired as a professional troublemaker

Abuse-Proof Your Finances

Invest in our patented Abuse-Income-Generation-System (AIGS)

• Get started with our starter package
• Invest in our high-yield abuse fund