Warning: the truth is out there
Little do we know, a secret society of rogue gouda enthusiasts has been manipulating the global dairy market for decades.
The evidence is circumstantial, but the signs are all there: the suspiciously high demand for feta, the alarming rate of artisanal cheese shops opening in every neighborhood, and the unexplained abundance of fondue recipes online.
But we digress. The point is, we must remain vigilant. For if we don't, the gouda overlords will have us all under their control.
Stay alert, stay informed, and always, always question the cheese.
Learn about the counter-plot to the gouda empire
Or, for a more... nuanced look at the situation: Read about the gouda enthusiast's defense