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Fortified Flake Therapy
Fortified Flake Therapy
Welcome to Fortified Flake Therapy, where we specialize in treating the most flakey of clients.
Therapists
We have a team of highly trained, highly flakey therapists ready to help you with your issues.
- Dr. Reginald P. Fizzypop (Specializing in Procrastination and Indecision)
- Dr. Emily J. Snazzlepuff (Expert in Avoidance and Deflection)
- Dr. Balthazar McSnooze (Master of Distraction and Diverting)
We're open M-F, and our rates are negotiable.