Welcome, traveler, to the Fortress of Solitude. I'm sure you're not here to make friends or enjoy the scenic views.
As you navigate the treacherous trials ahead, remember that the only way to truly succeed is to ignore your feelings and press on.
Here's a map to help guide you:
Remember, the only way to survive is to keep moving forward. Or, you know, just pretend you're a chicken and flap your arms wildly until it's all over.
Want to see the secret garden of surrealism?
(Don't ask questions.)