Welcome, scholar, to the dusty recesses of my mind.
Here, I shall present to you the most outlandish, the most preposterous, and the most completely unscientific dust collection theories the world has ever seen.
Theory #1: Dust is sentient, and it's secretly controlling us all.
Theory #2: The dust bunnies under your bed are actually tiny, mischievous elves.
Theory #3: If you stare at dust long enough, it'll eventually stare back at you.
Theory #4: The world's most pressing issue is not climate change, but rather the proper disposal of dust.
Theory #5: If I just add more dust, it'll somehow solve all the world's problems.
And that's just the beginning. More Dusty Musings
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Dust Squirrel Theories might be your thing.
But be warned: the dust is watching.