1. Wait for the apocalypse. It's bound to happen sooner or later.
2. Dig a tunnel. Or just pretend to, we won't judge you.
3. Climb the walls. We've heard the guards are quite... distracted.
4. Find a secret passage. Or just make one up, we won't fact-check.
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1. Wait for the water supply to run out. It's bound to be a thing.
2. Use the moat. It's like a giant, muddy slip 'n slide.
3. Find a friendly rat. They're like, totally not plotting against us or anything.
4. Climb the moat. We've heard it's a real challenge... for the sane.