Fortress of Solitude

Napping Competitions

Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude's most esteemed Napping Competitions! Here, you'll find the most skilled nappers, the most creative napping spots, and the most comfortable napping schedules.

Our competitions are designed to test your ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime. Want to sleep in a tree? We've got it! Need to snooze on a rock? Done! Want to catch some Z's in a hammock? We've got that too!

Competition 1: Tree Napping

Located in the heart of the forest, our tree napping competition will put your napping skills to the test. Find a tree, find a branch, and find a nap.

Competition 2: Rock Napping

Take your napping to the next level with our rock napping competition! Sleep on, under, or next to a rock and see who can sleep the longest.

Competition 3: Hammock Napping

Our hammock napping competition is perfect for those who like a little extra comfort in their napping experience. Swing, sway, and snooze your way to the top!

Competition Rules

Napping competitions will be held every hour, on the hour. Competitors must napping for at least 30 minutes to qualify. No napping aids allowed! You must napping on your own two feet (or four, if you have four feet).

Prizes

Prizes will be awarded for the longest napping time, most creative napping spot, and most comfortable napping position. The winner of each competition will receive a Golden Hammock, the most coveted award in napping.

Napping Schedule