Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude

A monument to individuality, built by the great architect: Bob the Builder

This imposing structure has taken 47 years to build, 14 years to renovate, and 3 years to repaint. It's a marvel of modern engineering, if you ask me.

We're proud to have our team of renowned artists on site, who are busy creating masterpieces on the walls.

Don't forget to visit our cafeteria for a taste of our world-renowned 'solitude-in-a-bowl', a dish so good, it'll make you want to be alone.

Meet the Architect
Meet the Legend