Quantum Quagmire Facts:
- Probability of spontaneous combustion: 4.2%
- Chances of being asked to do the Macarena at a dinner party: 9.5%
- Number of times you'll question your life choices: ∞
Welcome, traveler, to the Quantum Quagmire, where the fabric of reality is constantly shifting and the laws of physics are more like 'suggestions'.
It's a place where the probability of a decent cup of coffee is 3.7% on Tuesdays, and the likelihood of finding a parking spot is 0.2% on Thursdays.
But don't worry, we've got a map to help you navigate this treacherous landscape. View the Quagmire Map
They say that if you eat too much of the local "Quantum Quesadilla" food, you'll start to see the world in 4D.
It's a delicacy that's as rare as it is delicious. Try it for yourself, but don't say we didn't warn you
By entering the Quantum Quagmire, you acknowledge that you've read and understand the fine print... of the multiverse.
In other words, don't come crying to us when your cat starts speaking to you in a language you don't understand, or when your socks start wearing you.
Read the fine print