Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude, where the coffee is stronger than the laws of physics. We've got a shot of quantum-entangled espresso that'll warp your mind and make you question reality.
It all began when our head barista, a physicist with a passion for coffee, stumbled upon a way to entangle the coffee beans with the fabric of space-time. The result was a brew that defied explanation and made you question the very fabric of reality.
Now, we're serving up shots of quantum-entangled goodness, guaranteed to warp your mind and make you wonder if you're actually awake.