The Neobrutalist Protocol

The Neobrutalist Protocol is a series of arcane and highly specific rules governing the behavior of sentient, sentient beings within the Fortress of Solitude. These rules are not to be taken lightly, as failure to comply will result in certain doom.

Article I: The Right to Be Obnoxious

A fundamental right of all sentient beings within the Fortress is the right to be as obnoxious as humanly possible. This includes, but is not limited to, excessive use of neon colors, loud noises, and general disruption of the peace.

Article II: The Duty to be Unpredictable

Sentient beings within the Fortress have a duty to be as unpredictable as possible. This includes, but is not limited to, frequent changes in mood, erratic behavior, and an overall sense of chaos.

Appendix A: The Right to be Wrong

A fundamental right of all sentient beings within the Fortress is the right to be wrong. This includes, but is not limited to, incorrect opinions, misguided assumptions, and general incompetence.

For more information on the Neobrutalist Protocol, please refer to:

• Article II: The Right to be Wrong
• The Neobrutalist Lexicon