For the sake of thoroughness, I'm reading the dictionary from A to Z. I've been at it for 12 hours, and I'm starting to question my life choices.
So far, I've found 37 uses of the word "the". I'm not sure what it means, but I'm pretty sure it's not just a word.
Other notable finds include "a", "I", and "me". These words are clearly just placeholders for something more interesting.
Next up: the thrilling tale of the word "and". I've heard it's a real doozy.