Reading the Dictionary: A Journey to Nowheresville

Chapter 1: The Agony of Definition

And then there was "And", a verb of great confusion. Its meaning was lost on everyone, including the dictionary writers themselves, who had to spend hours arguing over its correct definition.

prophets of old, who knew that the meaning of "And" was not just a simple conjunction, but a gateway to a whole new world of confusion.

Chapter 2: The Futility of Synonyms

As we journeyed deeper into the dictionary, we encountered "Or", the pretender to the throne. Its synonyms, "Ergo" and "Hence", thought they could usurp its power, but alas, they were just pretenders to the real "Or", the one and only.

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