Welcome to the Secret Gardens of the Fortress of Solitude, where the art of cooking meets the art of being alone.
Here, you'll find recipes so intricate, so complex, so utterly useless that you'll wonder how anyone could possibly survive without us.
Recipe 1: Rose Petal Soup for the Soul (Requires 17 Ingredients and 47 Steps)
Recipe 2: Rose Petal Cake for the Lonely Heart (Requires 32 Ingredients and 97 Steps)
Recipe 3: Rose Petal Salad for the Discerning Adventurer (Requires 51 Ingredients and 143 Steps)
And more! Oh, so much more! But be warned: our recipes are as treacherous as the paths that lead to the Fortress of Solitude itself.
Proceed with caution, traveler. And don't say we didn't warn you...