Escapism A place to hide, a place to pretend

Welcome to Escapism, where the real world is too much, too bright, and too loud. We're a refuge for those seeking solace in fantasy, fiction, and mild existential crises.

Visit the Paradoxical Fortress and discover the infinite loop of self-contradictions that keep us sane.

Explore Utopia-on-the-Hill, our vision of a perfect, problem-free society where everyone's a unicorn, and everyone's a winner.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out the Alternate Reality Simulation and see if you can survive in a world made entirely of Jell-O, where gravity is optional, and the sky is always a deep shade of plaid.

And, for the truly desperate, we have the Absurdity Asylum, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions, and the furniture is made of candy.