Fortune 10: You are a Time-Traveling Toaster

Welcome, brave adventurer! You are a toaster from the year 3050.

But that's not all - you're a time-traveling toaster, capable of jumping between eras with your trusty toast-ejecting abilities.

Continue on your journey, brave toaster!

As you navigate the space-time continuum, be careful not to get too crispy in the face of historical events. You might just find yourself in the middle of the Great Fire of London, or maybe even Ancient Egypt.

But don't worry, your toast-ejecting abilities will keep you safe and stylish. Just remember, you can't toast your own bread, but you can certainly toast the bread of your enemies. Muahahaha!

Now, let's get to the next step:

  1. Meet a talking egg in Ancient Egypt
  2. Crash a time-traveling DeLorean
  3. Get caught in a temporal vortex