You're at step 14, and you're starting to wonder if eating 11 fortune cookies in one sitting was such a good idea.
The sugar high has worn off, and now you're experiencing a severe case of Cookie-Induced Regret. The words on these cookies, once so profound and wise, now read like a bad joke.
You're not alone. Many have fallen victim to the Cookie Trap. But don't worry, it's not the end. There is help.
Click here to begin the Cookie Recovery Program.