Hamster Wheel Terms and Conditions
Welcome to the most litigious hamster wheel in all the land! By spinning on our wheel, you agree to the following:
- 1. You must be 18 years of age or older to spin our wheel.
- 2. You must be a human or a sentient being with a pulse.
- 3. You must not use our wheel for any nefarious purposes.
- 4. You must not spin the wheel while under the influence of substances that may impair your ability to operate a wheel.
- 5. You must not spin the wheel with your eyes closed.
- 6. You must not spin the wheel with your eyes open.
- 7. You must not spin the wheel with your eyes anywhere in between.
By spinning, you also agree to our Privacy Policy, our Disclaimer, and our Cookie Policy.
Terms and Conditions are subject to change without notice. If you're still spinning, you agree.
Version 2.0 of our Terms and Conditions is available, because we're feeling extra litigious today.