Fortune Teller

You have entered the realm of the mystic and the mundane. I shall gaze into the realms of probability and deliver to you the secrets of the universe.

Choose a category for your reading:

Love and Relationships

You have chosen the realm of the heart.

Will you find love, or will you find loneliness?

Compatibility Quiz

Answer the following questions to find out if you are compatible with your crush:

1. Do you like pineapple on pizza?

Yes

2. Do you enjoy long walks on the beach?

Yes

3. Do you like dogs?

Yes

Submit:

Previous Fortunes

A list of previous fortunes:

Fortune 5

Fortune 5: A wise man once said, "I have fought against a man who has not yet learned to read." - Ambrose Bierce

You are destined for greatness, but first you must first learn to read.