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It's Tuesday. That means it's time to pretend to be interested in your coworkers' weekend activities.
On the other hand, if you're the boss, you get to be interested in everyone else's weekend activities.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
We're not sure, but it probably wanted some help with its grounds.