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Fortunes of the Day

It's Tuesday. That means it's time to pretend to be interested in your coworkers' weekend activities.

On the other hand, if you're the boss, you get to be interested in everyone else's weekend activities.

Random Joke of the Day

Why did the coffee file a police report?

We're not sure, but it probably wanted some help with its grounds.

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