Welcome to the Fortunes of Folly Potion: Where Absurdity Ensues

Are you seeking a taste of the absurd? Do you yearn for a dash of the bizarre? Look no further! The Fortunes of Folly Potion is here to grant you a cup of pure, unadulterated absurdity.

Our potion is brewed from the finest ingredients of confusion, bewilderment, and utter chaos.

Try a sip of our Folly Potion and experience:

1. A sense of utter bewilderment
2. Disorientation that defies explanation
3. A healthy dose of existential dread
4. A pinch of existential angst

We also offer a variety of sub-potions for you to sample:

• Sub-Potion of Utter Confusion
• Sub-Potion of Chronic Disorientation
• Sub-Potion of Acute Existential Angst

Side Effects May Include:

• Temporary loss of grip on reality
• Permanent damage to your social standing
• Involuntary laughter
• Uncontrollable crying

Drink responsibly. Or not.

Our patrons include:

1. Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption
2. The entire cast of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
3. The writers from the TV show "The Twilight Zone"

Join our community of fellow absurdist travelers and share your own tales of woe and bewilderment.

Follow us on social media to stay up-to-date on the latest absurd news and updates:

• Absurdistan
• Absurd Book Club
• Absurd Blog

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