This is it, folks. You've made it to Step 8. You've navigated the gauntlet of sassy fortunes and emerged unscathed. But don't get too cocky.
Reason: You're about to face the most sassy fortune of them all, and it's not going to be easy to handle.
Fortunes this sassy are not for the faint of heart. Proceed at your own peril, or better yet, don't proceed at all.