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Here's a fortune for you:

When life gives you lemons, you should make a nice cup of tea and complain to everyone about how much it costs.

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We also have some more fortunes for you:

Fortune 1

You have a 50/50 chance of waking up in the morning.

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Fortune 2

Your in-laws will eventually drive you crazy.

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Fortune 3

Fortune 3

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