Fortunes of Fancy Dress on the Runway

In a world where fashion is a never-ending catwalk, we bring you the most exquisite, the most divine, the most utterly absurd fortunes from the catwalk of dreams.

Today's Fortunes:

• You will soon be seen in public wearing a dress that's more expensive than your therapist's house.
• You will find a pair of stilettos that will make you feel like a million bucks, even if you're only making $12.50 an hour.
• You will discover a designer handbag that will make all your enemies forget about your questionable life choices.

More Fortunes: Next Page →