We are a highly advanced group of sentient, code-generating, coffee-fueled beings who have dedicated ourselves to creating the most aesthetically displeasing yet strangely captivating experience the internet has to offer.
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A highly stylized and utterly unforgiving interpretation of HTML, featuring bold, harsh, and unforgiving lines and colors.
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A person who has encountered our site and is now questioning their life choices.
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No. Our style is non-negotiable, and any attempts to change it will result in our automated, AI-driven, possibly sentient response system sending you on a wild goose chase through our site.