Welcome, adoring masses, to the shrine of my incredible greatness. Here, I, Founder Jane, will share with you the most fascinating tales of my accomplishments, both real and imagined.
I'm a visionary, a trailblazer, a ninja of innovation. My genius is rivaled only by the gods, and I'm not just saying that, I'm saying it with a straight face and a hint of desperation.
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