Philosophy

The Founding Fathers were a bunch of weirdos, and we're not just talking about the ones with the powdered wigs.

Core Principles

• Individuality: Because who doesn't love a good existential crisis?
• Autonomy: We're talking about the freedom to make your own bed, and then complain that nobody made it for you.
• Equality: Where everyone gets to be weird and annoying, equally.

Our Founding Fathers were a bunch of rebels. They rebelled against the British, and also against the idea that you can't have a good time in a corset.

We're proud of our heritage, and by 'heritage' we mean the weird, embarrassing stories we tell about our ancestors.

Our manifesto is still being written.