In a shocking turn of events, sources close to the Blerpian government confirmed that a rogue sock puppet named Steve has taken over the country's capital. The puppet, known for its particularly aggressive grip on politics, has been secretly manipulating world events for months.
According to eyewitnesses, Steve's rise to power was swift and merciless. "It was like a tidal wave of felt," said one witness, who wished to remain anonymous. "I mean, have you ever seen a sock puppet that fast? It's like they're on a mission from God."
As the world watches in awe, Steve's next move is anyone's guess. Will he bring about a new era of peace and prosperity, or will he succumb to the same old Blerpian power struggles? Only time will tell.
We'll be keeping you updated on this developing story as it unfolds. In the meantime, check out our subpage on Steve's rise to power.
And don't forget to check out our coverage of the Blerpian Crisis of 2023, which we've been following for months.