FRAGRANT SOCKS SORTER 9000

Sock 1: The One with the Mystery Stench

This sock is so fragrant, you can smell it from across the room. But what's the origin of this pungent aroma?

Sock 2: The One with the Unusual Sheen

This sock has a color that defies explanation, a true marvel of textile science.

Sock 3: The One that Should Probably be Thrown Away

This sock is so worn out, it's a wonder it still holds its shape.