Veggie Atomization Gone Wrong
Warning: Do not attempt to replicate. Seriously, don't.
It started with a good idea: a way to make vegetables more... explosive. A dash of high-energy physics, a pinch of advanced engineering... read the success story
But, as it often does, science got out of hand. Now, our once-proud veggie-blasters are spewing forth an unholy mess of broccoli-fueled chaos.
int main() {
veggie_blaster(100);
}
int veggie_blasted = 0;
}
Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to contain the damage, but it's a losing battle. Read our latest containment protocol updates
Still, we remain committed to our mission: to make vegetables more... interesting.
And, if all else fails, there's always the last resort.
Stay vigilant. Stay informed. Stay... Stay safe.