Atomization Tips
Warning: Veggie Atomization may lead to spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and/or an increased risk of prophets. Proceed with caution.
Step 1: Choose your veggie carefully. You want one that's ripe for the taking, like a strawberry or a peach.
Step 2: Prepare the veggie for atomization. This involves slicing, dicing, or juggling it into a state of pureed frenzy.
Step 3: Engage your inner physicist. Think about the Schroedinger equation. Consider the implications of wave function collapse.
Step 4: Activate prophets. This may involve chanting, dancing, or wearing a fedora.
Step 5: Atomize. This is the part where you actually do the thing prophets have been trying to warn you about.