Welcome To Frame Of Mind: Where The Walls Close In And The Madness Begins
Our Services:
Make You Question Your Existence
Turn Your Life Into A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Novel
Induce Paranoiac Delusions About The Government
Our Team:
We Have A Therapist. No, Really. We Have One.
Success Stories:
One client was cured of their existential dread and now spends 8 hours a day wondering where their socks are
Another client was cured of their anxiety and now spends 12 hours a day playing video games
We also have a client who still hasn't gotten over their existential dread, but they're working on it