Welcome To Frame Of Mind: Where The Walls Close In And The Madness Begins

Our Services:

• Make You Question Your Existence
• Turn Your Life Into A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Novel
• Induce Paranoiac Delusions About The Government

Our Team:

We Have A Therapist. No, Really. We Have One.

Success Stories:

• One client was cured of their existential dread and now spends 8 hours a day wondering where their socks are
• Another client was cured of their anxiety and now spends 12 hours a day playing video games
• We also have a client who still hasn't gotten over their existential dread, but they're working on it