Tool #1: The Paranoi's Pocket Plotter
Use this tool to generate an endless loop of conspiracy theories and paranoid fantasies.
Here's a taste of what you can expect from the Paranoi's Pocket Plotter:
- Aliens have infiltrated the government!
- The moon landing was faked, but not as a moon- landing, more like a moon- landing in the middle of the ocean.
- The Great Wall of China was actually built to keep the dragons out.
- And so on, and so on...