Friday Frenzy

Top 5 Reasons to Call in Sick on Friday

It's Friday. You've made it to the end of the week.

You're 99% sure your boss doesn't actually care about your productivity, they're too busy pretending to care.

The weekend is within reach, and with it, the promise of Netflix and pizza for days.

Calling in sick means one less person in the office to tolerate.

You can use the excuse "I'm not feeling 100% human" to avoid awkward small talk with HR.

Monday Blues

Friday Trivia: How Many Beers You Can Drink

Test your liver's limits with our Friday Frenzy Beer Drinking Challenge!

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Friday's Best Jokes

• Why did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked a little "brow-faulty".
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

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