Why do airlines hate us?
It's not like we're asking for the moon here.
Just a simple weekend in Vegas, a nice glass of wine, and a comfortable seat.
- Flight cancelled due to 'technical difficulties', but we're pretty sure it's just 'we forgot to pay the electricity bill.'
- Flight attendant's cousin's kid's birthday party is more important than yours.
- Seat 17C was 'reserved for 'in-flight entertainment purposes only.'