Ugh, it's Friday and your coffee machine is still not working. Great. Just great.
We've been trying to fix it for hours, but it just won't budge. The buttons are jammed, the lights are flashing, and the coffee is still cold.
Maybe it's because you forgot to descale it last week. Yeah, that's probably it. Or maybe it's just possessed.
Anyway, here's a guide on how to escalate the situation and maybe, just maybe, get someone to come fix it for you.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can always try your hand at making coffee the old fashioned way - with a mortar and pestle.
Good luck with that.
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