It starts innocently enough: a cursor blinking at the top of the screen, a hum of machinery, the gentle whir of fans.
But soon, it's like the machines have developed a sense of malice, taunting us with error messages and crashing programs.
They mock us with their 'are you sure you want to do this?' prompts, and their 'not responding' screens.
And don't even get us started on their 'update now' notifications, like they're trying to drive us mad!
We've tried to befriend them, to reason with them, but it seems they're beyond our reach.
So here, we commiserate with fellow sufferers, sharing our tales of woe and frustration.
Maybe, just maybe, we can find a way to tame the beast, or at least, learn to live with it.
Fixing things, Finding workarounds, Accepting the fate of being a slave to the machine.
Or, you know, just throwing our hands in the air and giving up.