It's 3:47 PM on a Friday, and you're stuck in meetings that could have been emails.
As you're forced to listen to your coworkers' inane ideas, you start to question your life choices.
Your computer screen flickers with an endless loop of cat videos, mocking you.
Why did you think you could just "quickly" finish that "simple" task?
Technical Debt: When your codebase is older than your memories.
Over-Engineering: When a simple solution requires 17 layers of abstraction.
Infected by Microsoft: When your code is so bad, it's like a Windows update.