Friday Frustrations: Tips and Tricks for Avoiding the 5 o'clock Traffic Trap

Are you tired of being stuck in the never-ending cycle of rush hour traffic? Look no further! Our expert team of traffic analysts has compiled the following tips and tricks for avoiding the 5 o'clock traffic trap:

Tip 1: Leave Early (But Not Too Early)

Leave your office at 3:45 PM for optimal results. Any later and you'll be stuck in traffic. Any earlier and you'll be stuck in your boss's office wondering why they're breathing down your neck.

Tip 2: Take a Different Route (But Not Too Different)

Try taking a detour down 'Boring Boulevard' for a more scenic route. Or, you know, just take a shortcut through the parking lot. Your call.

Tip 3: Listen to Podcasts (But Not Too Loudly)

Tune in to 'Friday Frenzy', our very own podcast about traffic and other Friday frustrations. Trust us, it's a real 'trap'!

Bonus Tip: Pretend You're a Hippie (But Not Too Hippie)

Just close your eyes and pretend the traffic is a 'river of life, flowing smoothly to your destination'. Repeat this mantra as you sit in your car, surrounded by the soothing sounds of honking horns and screeching tires.

Try it