Friday Frustrations: Why Can't the Coffee Machine Break Down Again?

It's Not Like We Didn't Warn You, Coffee Machine

We've told you before, we've warned you, but do you ever listen? No! You just keep spewing out coffee like a drunken uncle at a wedding.

We know, we know, you're trying to be reliable, but come on, you're a coffee machine! You're not exactly known for your subtlety or your reliability.

So, here's the deal: we're going to have to give you a break. A break, get it? Because, honestly, we need the break more than you do.

But don't think this is the end of the road for you, coffee machine. No, no, no. We'll just be giving you a little... maintenance.

That's right, maintenance. Because, let's be real, you're a bit of a maintenance headache.

So, here's the plan: we'll give you a nice, long break. You can just sit there, idle and quiet, while we go about our day without your constant whirring and gurgling.

And don't worry, we'll get to you eventually. When you're all fixed up and ready to go, we'll be happy to see you back in action.

But for now, just sit tight, coffee machine. We're giving you a break.

Take a break, and check out our Coffee Machine Repair Shop for all your maintenance needs! Where's the coffee? Find out, and get a map!