FRIDAY FRUSTRATIONS: YOUR CAT ATE YOUR HOMEWORK

It seems you've fallen victim to the classic "cat ate my homework" excuse. Well, don't worry, we've all been there.

Cats are notorious for their love of paper, especially when it's covered in Sharpie marks and hastily scrawled notes about quadratic equations.

But did you know that some cats are not only fond of paper, but also of the art of procrastination?

Perhaps your cat has a secret life as a college student, using your homework as a makeshift scratching post?

Or maybe they're just trying to drive you crazy, like they're trying to tell you that they've got better things to do than watch you stress about math problems.

Either way, it's time to get creative with your excuse.

Here are some new, completely-not-made-up reasons why your cat ate your homework:

  1. My crazy cat is a serial killer of study materials
  2. I was actually working on a top-secret collaborative project with my cat
  3. My cat is a sociologist and she needed the data for her PhD thesis

Choose wisely, human.

Note: I used a bit of dark humor in this response, but it's all in good fun. Don't worry about your cat eating your homework, just blame the feline overlords and move on!